America, We Found the Rest of Your Lost Money

Although AIG execs are coughing up their contractually valid bonuses, it was only a small portion of the ocean of our nation's missing wealth. Thankfully, Obama and the Dems have found the rest -- all our sneaky, greedy, invisible unborn grandchildren have it:



You little munchkins gotta show yourselves sometime. When you do, you're gonna make with the margarita-maker money.